My 3 year old son on the way to daycare on our long drive in "Mom, these cars are killin' me!"
Hillarious!

Another butt story

My son is taking a bath and I'm telling him it's time for him to learn to wash himself.  He puts soap on his hands and I say wash your butt and penis.  As he's rubbing his cheeks I say make sure you get in that crack.  He sticks his hand in there and rubs up and down says, "Get out crack, get out!"
My daughter and I were cracking up.  Now we all say it and laugh at almost every bath.  I love my silly kids.

What is it with 2 year olds?

I know it's been a while but life gets so busy. My daughter is 5 now, and I have a 2 year old son. The 2's are so much fun! My little boy is just as silly as my daughter. What is it with 2 year olds and butts? Every time my son see's a naked butt he's got to stick his hand in it. You gotta watch your butt when Emory is around. :)

Livy says to me...

Two minutes after giving my 5 minute nap warning, I yawned. Olivia said, "You tired, You should lay down with me".


Livy ignored me when I told her to stay in her chair when eating her strawberries. When I asked did you hear me she said, "I not hear you, I was eating my gawbys".

Meatballs

Olivia still insists on calling my nipples meatballs. I wonder what she thinks when she has meatballs for lunch at daycare? At least she understands that she and Daddy have meatballs too.

What is a 2 year old?

I thought I knew what 2 year olds were all about. I've learned I really had no idea. I knew nothing about children except maybe how to change a diaper. I've never understood why parents do what they do. I will never judge again.
I understand now that when Olivia gets in to things it's my fault for not focusing her attention. I sometimes wonder is this where ADD comes from? Do some parents think their toddlers can occupy themselves? If I don't practice with her will her elementary school teachers insist she has ADD? Children have to learn EVERYTHING. Not just how to walk, talk, go potty and eat. I completely understand wanting to get things done and getting angry when your 2 year old won't stop throwing things or climbing things or knocking things off shelves. But it doesn't work. You have to focus their attention and ask them to help or get things done when they're asleep. But I swear, I will never judge. We have to learn just like they do. Thank goodness for those people out there who share their wisdom.

crack

I stood naked in front of the bathroom mirror after showering yesterday when my two year old daughter, Olivia, walked up behind me and stuck her hand in between my butt cheeks. Yes, you read that right, butt cheeks. I asked her, "get your hand outta mama's crack." Then she gave my booty a hug while saying, "awww, hi mama's crack."